Here are some of the poems I have received from my fellow F-Body owners.
It'was the night before x-mass, the roads were dead,
And drag racing is what was on my head,
Cruising the streets is always fun,
But tonight I wanted to get in my last run,
Races are something i like to pick,
Suddenly i heard the rumble of a Honda Civic,
Fart pipe and all,
The driver of this ricer sat proud and tall.

All I could hear was a rumble, and the bass from his rap,
Oh how I hate these foreign pieces of crap,
He looked over, at my car he did peer,
I reaved my engine and his grin turned to fear,
If only you could have seen the look on this kids face,
I gave him a look and challenged him to a race.

I know waisting gas on ricers is a sin,
But this poor fool thought he could win,
Suddenly the light turned green,
You could hear burning rubber all over the scene,
Ricers think they put up good fights,
All this ricer could see were my tail lights,
After winning i slowed down and let out a sigh,
Here he came and gave me the ricer flyby,

I caught back up and he said "you made me look slower than a rock",
I smiled and said "THIS BIRD IS ALL STOCK"

1 Fast TA
It was the night before x-mas
Quiet, were the roads,
Accept for 1 traffic light
Where a imports engine explodes.
But a few minutes ago,
different was the story;
Where a black 2K Trans-Am
claimed his glory.
They met at a light
the color was red,
The import driver
Must have had a big head.
The light turned green
The two cars went,
The import went for nitrous
But his tank was already spent.
The Trans-Am got the lead
The import close behind,
The import shifted to third
With a might, mighty grind.

The import closed in
and went for the kill.
I'm gona beat a Trans-Am
my god what a thrill!!!
The Trans-Am came to life
as the pedal hit the floor
His exhaust rumbled
And shook the ground with a mighty roar!
The import downshifted
Now in second gear,
Push rods shot through the hood
And the Trans-Am did disappear!

Maybe I should have been nice
And gave him a lift,
Maybe Santa would give me
Another gift.
But there he sat
his engine fell apart,
his muffler fell off
that sounds like a fart.
I pulled in my driveway
And yawned ready for bed,
And their sat Santa
And this he said:

Edin, you are on my Very good list
That import driver sure was pissed,
So have this Vortech SuperCharger
to have more fun
To give some real cars
a really good run.
You should let them four bangers go
they waste your gas, they are
loud and slow.
I said thank you Santa for your advice
I will do my best, to leave alone rice!